1 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:56,571 Marron glacé. Make it quick. The key 2 00:01:22,724 --> 00:01:24,153 Three... 3 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:25,564 Two... 4 00:01:25,565 --> 00:01:26,765 One... 5 00:01:30,855 --> 00:01:35,924 How the fuck does he do that? Did took a tele-kinesis class? 6 00:01:39,645 --> 00:01:43,595 The orders have changed. The target is two hours late. 7 00:01:43,776 --> 00:01:50,365 Damn! Holy shit! Everytime we're supposed to kill someone we get fucking canceled. 8 00:01:50,436 --> 00:01:51,966 Kill someone? 9 00:01:52,137 --> 00:01:54,967 Weren't we supposed to blow up the Jeffersons' dry-cleaning shop? 10 00:01:54,991 --> 00:01:56,008 That's tomorrow. 11 00:01:56,168 --> 00:02:00,717 Why on Earth am I always the last to hear anything? 12 00:02:00,887 --> 00:02:06,158 It's all your fault, you shitty alcoholic. Who are we going to murder? 13 00:02:09,609 --> 00:02:12,479 Y'all photographed him his back. From behind y'all took him. 14 00:02:12,659 --> 00:02:17,730 Holy shit. You can't trust anyone any longer. Most of all, I don't trust you. 15 00:02:17,740 --> 00:02:21,541 -Dickhead. Turn it over. -Oh, it's him. 16 00:02:22,540 --> 00:02:28,130 -Imprinted -Get to work. Set up the gun. 17 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:32,001 With care. It's a delicate item. 18 00:02:36,172 --> 00:02:39,602 Yo, you pill-aholic, help me out here. 19 00:02:44,733 --> 00:02:48,322 I'm going to chop you to pieces. 20 00:02:51,423 --> 00:02:53,652 I'll read the instructions, eh. 21 00:02:54,823 --> 00:02:56,824 - Good day. - Good day. 22 00:02:56,825 --> 00:03:00,223 - Compliments on your purchase. -Thank you. 23 00:03:00,224 --> 00:03:03,534 Fold the tripod out onto the ground. 24 00:03:05,985 --> 00:03:09,736 Turn screw A with a Philips screwdriver. 25 00:03:09,896 --> 00:03:13,205 Place the pin in ridge C. 26 00:03:13,385 --> 00:03:17,166 Put hook B in the appropriate slot. 27 00:03:17,335 --> 00:03:21,487 Secure the handle by pressing firmly on the underside. 28 00:03:21,667 --> 00:03:25,536 Insert the barrel of the gun into the receiver... 29 00:03:25,707 --> 00:03:29,377 ...which is now set at the correct height. 30 00:03:29,548 --> 00:03:32,757 - Now insert... - Do it yourself. 31 00:03:33,228 --> 00:03:40,498 Holy shit, what a day. If we were at the Jeffersons' we'd be already done by now. 32 00:03:42,949 --> 00:03:48,659 I'm in this business for my rest. You ruin it for me. 33 00:03:48,830 --> 00:03:51,020 Let's see... 34 00:03:51,959 --> 00:03:53,510 - Good day. - Good day. 35 00:03:53,511 --> 00:03:56,311 - Compliments on your purchase. - Thank you. 36 00:03:57,711 --> 00:04:01,101 - Fold out the tripod... -Done 37 00:04:01,272 --> 00:04:04,810 - Turn bolt A... - Done. 38 00:04:05,831 --> 00:04:08,581 - Place the pin... - Done. 39 00:04:10,592 --> 00:04:14,902 - Put hook B... - Done, done, done. 40 00:04:15,062 --> 00:04:18,093 - Secure... - Voilà. Done! 41 00:04:22,794 --> 00:04:27,324 This must be kept out the reach of little children. 42 00:04:36,475 --> 00:04:38,745 Man, it's hot. 43 00:04:41,145 --> 00:04:43,736 When are they going to fucking call? 44 00:04:43,916 --> 00:04:46,866 We've been waiting for two hours now. 45 00:04:47,036 --> 00:04:51,146 I'm getting nervous... and that's not good. 46 00:04:51,307 --> 00:04:55,058 I'm getting nervous... and that's not good. 47 00:04:55,237 --> 00:04:59,826 Relax, Giovanni. That asshole isn't getting worked up either. 48 00:04:59,997 --> 00:05:04,548 He'll be the death of us. But I'll kill him before that. 49 00:05:04,707 --> 00:05:07,578 - I'll help you. - What's this you have here? 50 00:05:07,749 --> 00:05:11,519 A red spot. A hicky. 51 00:05:11,529 --> 00:05:13,710 - Is it very obvious? - Very. 52 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:17,630 - Who gave you that? - Betty. 53 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:22,630 - Betty? Do I know her? - She was at Frank's party. 54 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:27,270 - She dropped a glass. - The tall blonde one? 55 00:05:27,441 --> 00:05:30,631 - With a ponytail. - That's not her. 56 00:05:30,801 --> 00:05:33,552 - With the white Mercedes. - I was in the shower... 57 00:05:33,711 --> 00:05:37,622 She's always with this dog. With a grey coat. 58 00:05:37,802 --> 00:05:43,793 - A grey coat? That's her. - Tall woman, with a ponytail. 59 00:05:43,952 --> 00:05:49,743 Her brother's a parachutist, and her mother throws parties. 60 00:05:49,923 --> 00:05:52,560 - I was in the shower - She has somehow pointy knees. 61 00:05:52,584 --> 00:05:53,794 - Pointy knees? 62 00:05:53,953 --> 00:05:57,184 - Then it's not her. - Anyway... 63 00:05:57,364 --> 00:06:01,315 - I was in the shower... - With the ponytail and a dog. 64 00:06:01,485 --> 00:06:03,675 I got who you're referring to, that's not her. She looks like her. 65 00:06:03,834 --> 00:06:07,746 - I was in the shower... - She has a white Mercedes. 66 00:06:07,770 --> 00:06:09,066 And shoe size 42. 67 00:06:09,246 --> 00:06:12,945 - Size 42? That's her. - That's Betty. 68 00:06:13,126 --> 00:06:18,436 - Tall woman, with a ponytail. - So I was in the shower... 69 00:06:18,606 --> 00:06:23,877 IT'S HER! I've been in the shower for two hours now and I'm getting pneumonia! 70 00:06:24,047 --> 00:06:27,198 - I told you, it's her... - I understand. 71 00:06:28,157 --> 00:06:34,629 I open the door, we're making love. I'll spare you the foreplay. 72 00:06:34,809 --> 00:06:40,759 - After making love, I don't know... - No, you never know... 73 00:06:40,929 --> 00:06:44,518 I do know it. I'm saying "I don't know" as a figure of speech. 74 00:06:44,689 --> 00:06:47,800 I mean, I said I don't know but I know 75 00:06:47,959 --> 00:06:51,909 - So anyway, after making love, I don't know... - You see you don't know. 76 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:56,710 I KNOW IT. It pisses me off, I mean "I don't know" to mean "I know" 77 00:06:56,891 --> 00:06:59,040 So you say I don't know to say I know. 78 00:06:59,201 --> 00:07:05,350 If you say, "I don't know, I'd like to go to the beach," then you know. 79 00:07:49,397 --> 00:07:51,367 Shit, I'm scared. 80 00:07:54,617 --> 00:07:58,567 - Room service. - Room service? Who ordered that? 81 00:07:58,727 --> 00:08:02,837 I ordered it, John. 3 pannini and 3 nice beers. What's the problem? 82 00:08:03,103 --> 00:08:05,103 You, son of a bitch! 83 00:08:06,728 --> 00:08:09,108 Damn. What a shitty situation. 84 00:08:09,288 --> 00:08:12,640 Hold on to me! 85 00:08:12,820 --> 00:08:16,289 - Come on, pull. - You're pulling my arm out. 86 00:08:51,744 --> 00:08:55,494 - What's happening? - That ambulant dick must have shot the waiter. 87 00:08:58,694 --> 00:09:00,245 Son of a bitch. I'll kill him. 88 00:09:00,414 --> 00:09:04,685 Was I supposed to look stupid over a tip? 89 00:09:04,866 --> 00:09:08,175 - I'm gonna kill him now. Pull me up. - I'm trying. 90 00:09:08,346 --> 00:09:09,776 - Say, Johnny... - What is it? 91 00:09:09,834 --> 00:09:13,965 That's my car. Stay away from my car, asshole! 92 00:09:15,146 --> 00:09:18,747 He's stealing my car radio. Police! 93 00:09:29,028 --> 00:09:32,538 - I don't want to look at that guy anymore. - Relax. 94 00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:36,207 - Can't you be left alone for a single minute? - Calm down. 95 00:09:36,388 --> 00:09:39,619 What a frightning ordeal. 96 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:44,640 It was this close to happening. 97 00:09:44,819 --> 00:09:48,850 A car radio worth 50 dollars... stolen. 98 00:09:49,030 --> 00:09:51,661 Thank God you're around. 99 00:09:51,820 --> 00:09:56,371 Try not to think about it anymore. All well what ends well. 100 00:09:57,941 --> 00:10:00,211 Ow, that hurts. 101 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:04,541 How many times must I tell you don't touch me when I'm holding a gun in my left hand! 102 00:10:09,741 --> 00:10:13,433 Fuck! I'm nervous and it's not good! Not good! 103 00:10:17,463 --> 00:10:20,053 It's time! It's time! It's time! 104 00:10:38,944 --> 00:10:39,944 Hello? 105 00:10:39,945 --> 00:10:44,696 - Everything taken care of? - Call me back in a minute, I'm watching a film. 106 00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:49,507 We're closing. Where did you put the washers 107 00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:53,257 How should I know of the washers Call me back in a minute. 108 00:10:53,426 --> 00:10:55,936 Did you get everything? 109 00:10:56,117 --> 00:10:59,587 - Your suit? -I'm not going to get married naked. 110 00:10:59,758 --> 00:11:03,588 - The rings? - You're killing me. Of course I have them. 111 00:11:03,759 --> 00:11:05,989 Your shoes? 112 00:11:06,159 --> 00:11:10,790 - Of course I have my... I forgot the shoes! - Without me you'd have to go in your slippers. 113 00:11:10,949 --> 00:11:16,459 - I'll get them right away. - The package arrived. 114 00:11:16,641 --> 00:11:19,429 We'll pick it up tomorrow. 115 00:11:19,589 --> 00:11:22,660 I'm picking you up at 7:30. 116 00:11:22,829 --> 00:11:27,261 - At 7:30? - Alright, 7:15. 117 00:11:31,922 --> 00:11:34,272 Here he comes... 118 00:11:36,643 --> 00:11:39,592 Quiet, I've got him. 119 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:50,553 THREE MEN AND A LEG 120 00:11:50,713 --> 00:11:53,583 Go ahead, Aldo. Turn the lights off, we gotta go. 121 00:12:11,475 --> 00:12:14,505 ON VACATION 122 00:12:39,729 --> 00:12:43,920 - What is it? - Come on. We said 8:00. It's 8:07. 123 00:12:44,079 --> 00:12:46,589 Is that any reason to yell like that? I have a reputation. 124 00:12:46,770 --> 00:12:50,310 Hurry up. We have to go get the package. 125 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:54,391 Just let me finish my peperonata. 126 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:58,471 Peperonata? At eight in the morning? 127 00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:01,881 And at noon he has dead mice? 128 00:13:05,321 --> 00:13:08,311 Hey Giovanni, how's your wife? 129 00:13:08,481 --> 00:13:14,873 Is she at the coast? Aren't you jealous? Give her my regards. 130 00:13:15,053 --> 00:13:18,363 And signor Giacomo? The big day is approaching, eh? 131 00:13:18,534 --> 00:13:22,204 - Are you nervous? - A little. I'm getting married in three days. 132 00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:28,203 It's about time. Then all three of you will finally have a normal household. 133 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:33,444 What I wanted to say is, if you don't move your car very soon... 134 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:38,516 ...my husband will scratch it and have it towed. 135 00:13:38,686 --> 00:13:43,196 Understood? Safe journey, you two. 136 00:13:55,447 --> 00:13:57,717 It's already ten past eight. 137 00:13:57,898 --> 00:14:02,049 Why does that dog have his legs inside out? 138 00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:06,979 Excuse me. 139 00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:12,369 Excuse me? First you don't greet me, and then you take my seat? 140 00:14:12,540 --> 00:14:17,089 You're right. How are you? We're in a hurry. 141 00:14:23,450 --> 00:14:27,681 - Who are they? - They are kept men. 142 00:14:27,850 --> 00:14:30,121 Two of them are married to the Cecconi sisters... 143 00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:34,371 ...and the third is marrying the youngest one now. 144 00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:38,413 They're going south for the wedding... 145 00:14:38,572 --> 00:14:43,002 ...because that's where Miss Cecconi is from. 146 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,372 All daughters of Mr. Cecconi? 147 00:14:45,543 --> 00:14:49,654 Of course. The one with the big chain of hardware stores. 148 00:14:49,814 --> 00:14:56,244 Without him those three would already be in the gutter. 149 00:15:03,906 --> 00:15:07,525 Excuse me, you're getting dirt on the dashboard with your feet. 150 00:15:07,696 --> 00:15:10,485 - You are such a nitpicker. - Me, a nitpicker? 151 00:15:10,666 --> 00:15:15,787 - A little, yeah. - But your're walking all over the dashboard. 152 00:15:15,947 --> 00:15:18,736 You have to be able to take a little critisism. 153 00:15:18,907 --> 00:15:24,377 - You have your leg on the gear shift. - You are such a nit-picker. 154 00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:28,738 Fine, we'll make the whole trip in first gear so I don't act a nit-picker. 155 00:15:28,909 --> 00:15:32,608 And fasten your seatbelt or the insurance won't cover you. 156 00:15:32,788 --> 00:15:36,019 We're only going 30 km/h. 157 00:15:40,909 --> 00:15:41,909 See? 158 00:15:41,910 --> 00:15:45,199 - You're such a bastard. - And a nit-picker. 159 00:15:58,311 --> 00:16:01,341 I'll get the package. You can... 160 00:16:01,501 --> 00:16:06,442 Why does it always have to be you? Am I not capable? 161 00:16:06,621 --> 00:16:09,612 No, but if you want to... 162 00:16:12,033 --> 00:16:15,733 What a disgusting dog. Do you want coffee? 163 00:16:15,914 --> 00:16:18,544 Coffee? Yeah, he wants coffee. 164 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:21,724 What have you got against him? 165 00:16:25,314 --> 00:16:27,665 Stop blowing bubbles. 166 00:16:27,825 --> 00:16:29,475 Stop it. 167 00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:35,265 - Want to armwrestle? - We've armwrestled three times now. Enough! 168 00:16:43,466 --> 00:16:48,017 - Want to armwrestle? - I'm reading the newspaper, son. 169 00:16:48,198 --> 00:16:52,727 - You can't say that to a child. Play with him. - Ok, we'll armwrestle. 170 00:16:55,838 --> 00:16:58,978 Are you ready? You start. 171 00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:01,379 That's good. Go! 172 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,580 I am the man! 173 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:18,269 - Want to armwrestle? - Stop it, idiot. 174 00:17:18,340 --> 00:17:23,381 - Don't go too far, Growler. - Go, Growler... cross the street. 175 00:17:23,550 --> 00:17:26,422 - Go on, Growler! - Stop it now. 176 00:17:26,602 --> 00:17:29,392 What took you so long? 177 00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:34,103 I didn't go for fries. This is valuable stuff. 178 00:17:34,272 --> 00:17:36,943 Put it in straight. 179 00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:39,153 Move that further back. 180 00:17:39,312 --> 00:17:43,012 Lay it down flat to be safe. 181 00:17:43,203 --> 00:17:46,954 - Lay it down flat. - Do it yourself, Mr. Precision 182 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:52,144 - If it's broken, I'll kill you. - Are we going to open it? 183 00:17:54,965 --> 00:17:58,155 - Everything is in order. - What is this? 184 00:18:01,315 --> 00:18:05,015 Excuse me. 170 million lire for this shit job here? 185 00:18:05,206 --> 00:18:08,156 - It's madness. - What's madness? 186 00:18:08,315 --> 00:18:11,706 Don't you know this is a Garpetz. One of the greatest sculptors alive. 187 00:18:11,886 --> 00:18:17,276 My handyman could do this for 30,000 lire. This one doesn't even have toenails. 188 00:18:17,447 --> 00:18:20,718 What does our father-in-law want with a 170 million lire sculpture? 189 00:18:20,888 --> 00:18:24,638 Is a hardware dealer not allowed to like art? 190 00:18:24,797 --> 00:18:28,709 Real nice, what prejudice. Growler! 191 00:18:35,609 --> 00:18:37,809 Telephone call! Telephone call! 192 00:18:37,810 --> 00:18:39,910 It's the phone... for me! 193 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:51,830 Ciao, my monkey. It's my monkey. 194 00:18:52,112 --> 00:18:54,442 I'll call you monkey if I want to. Where are you? 195 00:18:54,943 --> 00:18:58,142 In Lodi? They're only in Lodi. 196 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,141 - Giovanni must be driving - Tell him about the gifts. 197 00:19:00,151 --> 00:19:06,673 Yes, lots of gifts. A silver turtle with a clock in it... 198 00:19:06,853 --> 00:19:09,312 ...and little ivory breasts. 199 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:14,753 A Capodimonte porcelain Christmas nativity,... 200 00:19:14,934 --> 00:19:17,763 ...and some crystal swans. 201 00:19:17,934 --> 00:19:21,565 Are we doing karaoke before or after the cake? 202 00:19:21,566 --> 00:19:23,665 Who is it? The dwarf? Give him to me for a moment. 203 00:19:27,415 --> 00:19:29,244 Hurry up. 204 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,716 - Don't talk so much. - Here's daddy. 205 00:19:32,717 --> 00:19:34,717 Yes, it's daddy. Hello? 206 00:19:34,735 --> 00:19:37,106 Take off that dress. You look like a doll. 207 00:19:37,115 --> 00:19:40,796 Hello? Have you got everything? The package, too? 208 00:19:40,977 --> 00:19:44,388 Everything is taken care of. Compliments on the Garpetz. 209 00:19:44,389 --> 00:19:46,389 What do you mean? 210 00:19:46,858 --> 00:19:50,927 I'm sorry. The sculpture by Garpetz, it's beautiful. 211 00:19:51,086 --> 00:19:54,608 - My compliments. - What, that leg of shit? 212 00:19:54,898 --> 00:19:59,648 My handyman would have done it better for 30.000 lire... with toenails. 213 00:20:00,219 --> 00:20:04,930 But Garpetz is an artist of the transavantgarde. 214 00:20:05,089 --> 00:20:07,799 His work is on display at the MOMA of New York. 215 00:20:07,980 --> 00:20:11,451 And you know where the sculptor is on display? At the General Hospital. 216 00:20:11,821 --> 00:20:16,769 Yes, sir, with tubes in his nose and one in another hole. 217 00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:19,171 He's nearly dead. Ho had a stroke 218 00:20:19,330 --> 00:20:22,760 Those artists are addicts and gays. 219 00:20:22,941 --> 00:20:29,281 But if he dies, the sculpture will spike to 300 million. 220 00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:32,532 But you wouldn't understand. 221 00:20:32,703 --> 00:20:35,613 Now, dwarf, give me the nit-picker. 222 00:20:35,772 --> 00:20:37,744 Hello, nit-picker, where are you now? 223 00:20:38,812 --> 00:20:42,683 We're only about 40 kilometres from home. 224 00:20:42,863 --> 00:20:45,454 Well, you'll have to hurry. 225 00:20:45,624 --> 00:20:50,454 We're all going to have dinner at Gambrinuse, the restaurant. 226 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:57,094 The priest will be there, and I don't want to look stupid. 227 00:20:59,146 --> 00:21:00,846 I hear Growler. 228 00:21:01,526 --> 00:21:04,756 Growler, it's your papa. Let me hear your little voice. 229 00:21:07,386 --> 00:21:09,277 Good thing you're there, Growler. 230 00:21:10,078 --> 00:21:12,978 You're the only one that gives me any satisfaction. 231 00:21:25,538 --> 00:21:27,709 Could you close your window? 232 00:21:28,389 --> 00:21:31,519 I've got a cramp in my neck. 233 00:21:34,629 --> 00:21:39,460 Are you turning on the air conditioner? I've got bronchitis 3 times this year. 234 00:21:39,630 --> 00:21:43,701 I got you. If you're smoking, I turn the AC on. What do you expect? I turned the radio on 235 00:21:43,871 --> 00:21:46,601 No, the radio gives me a headache. 236 00:21:46,871 --> 00:21:51,811 We should have brought you an iron lung. 237 00:21:58,301 --> 00:22:00,832 Stop the car, I need to take a piss. 238 00:22:01,101 --> 00:22:06,693 - You have to go every two minutes. - Do you want me to piss in the car? 239 00:22:12,303 --> 00:22:15,053 Come on, Growler. 240 00:22:16,103 --> 00:22:18,814 Oh, you're so lazy. 241 00:22:18,995 --> 00:22:24,185 - Tie the monster up. He can guard the car. - Why? Can't he come? 242 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:30,095 Come on. Come here, Growler. Stay here like a good dog. 243 00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:36,526 You have to guard the billion dollar leg. Understand? 244 00:22:36,717 --> 00:22:40,417 An original Garpetz, without toenails. 245 00:22:40,586 --> 00:22:43,257 What a smart creature! 246 00:22:47,717 --> 00:22:53,228 Some lukewarm milk with a shot of coffee, no foam, not cold. 247 00:22:53,398 --> 00:22:55,827 Let's see if you can do that. 248 00:22:57,479 --> 00:23:02,469 - Where's Giacomo? - In the book department, of course. 249 00:23:02,639 --> 00:23:04,829 Look, there he is. 250 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,869 - Does he read a lot? - Not at all. 251 00:23:08,029 --> 00:23:11,100 He buys hundreds and never reads them. 252 00:23:11,270 --> 00:23:15,900 Look, now he's got his hands behind his back. 253 00:23:16,069 --> 00:23:19,300 He's going to the bestellers. It's cold. 254 00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:21,671 Watch this. 255 00:23:21,830 --> 00:23:26,771 He thinks that's too commercial. He gives it a disapproving look. 256 00:23:27,962 --> 00:23:32,312 Now he's looking for a book no one knows about. 257 00:23:32,483 --> 00:23:33,913 You see? 258 00:23:34,072 --> 00:23:39,463 A thick paperback by a writer who committed suicide. 259 00:23:39,643 --> 00:23:42,954 - Now he's skimming it. - What else do you do with a book? 260 00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:44,819 It doesn't take Nostradamus. 261 00:23:46,544 --> 00:23:49,115 Look! Here comes a woman. 262 00:23:49,885 --> 00:23:54,074 He shows he's a connoisseur and gives her a review. 263 00:23:54,245 --> 00:23:58,676 - He hasn't even read it. - Man, he's showing off. 264 00:23:58,835 --> 00:24:01,857 - And now? - Watch this... 265 00:24:04,835 --> 00:24:07,805 Excuse me, you dropped your magazine. 266 00:24:10,156 --> 00:24:12,346 What is this? the supplement of the Times? 267 00:24:14,967 --> 00:24:18,638 You're such a bastard! 268 00:24:18,797 --> 00:24:22,989 It was just a joke. Better take this with you anyway. 269 00:24:23,258 --> 00:24:24,689 She was a nice girl. 270 00:24:26,078 --> 00:24:30,108 - You and your jokes. - Does it really matter? 271 00:24:30,278 --> 00:24:32,108 Look at them. 272 00:24:38,839 --> 00:24:42,171 I'm better than you are. 273 00:24:51,732 --> 00:24:54,821 What did you think of that? I'm the man! 274 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:59,072 I tell you, I'm on a whole different level! 275 00:25:03,282 --> 00:25:05,513 Race you to the car. 276 00:25:13,014 --> 00:25:14,543 Jump in the river. 277 00:25:16,735 --> 00:25:21,043 You are such a dick, trying to show up little kids. 278 00:25:21,214 --> 00:25:26,524 Listen to this guy. Getting married soon and still flirting. 279 00:25:26,695 --> 00:25:30,085 That trick with the book is so old. 280 00:25:30,256 --> 00:25:35,447 Giacomo's getting married. Soon he'll say, "I do." 281 00:25:35,606 --> 00:25:37,476 Go do that to Growler. 282 00:25:39,977 --> 00:25:42,177 Growler!! 283 00:25:43,087 --> 00:25:47,157 I'm not looking. I don't want to see it. 284 00:25:52,367 --> 00:25:57,778 He was the most beautiful dog in the world. Even better than Rin Tin Tin. 285 00:26:19,941 --> 00:26:22,131 That's life. 286 00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:26,722 - You're a murderer. - You're the one who tied him up. 287 00:26:26,902 --> 00:26:29,572 But you dragged him to his death. 288 00:26:29,743 --> 00:26:32,933 What's done is done. Stop fighting. 289 00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:37,003 "What's done is done" my ass. Who's going to tell the old man? 290 00:26:37,183 --> 00:26:40,532 - He'll first crack our heads open and then spit in them. - And then he'll fire us. 291 00:26:40,703 --> 00:26:45,133 Scaredy cats. What are you afraid of? 292 00:26:45,293 --> 00:26:51,725 You can explain it was an accident. It's not like we did it on purpose... 293 00:26:56,426 --> 00:26:57,426 Hello? 294 00:26:57,575 --> 00:27:00,767 Have you guys heard? He's dead. 295 00:27:01,946 --> 00:27:05,895 It wasn't my fault. Giovanni was just... 296 00:27:05,896 --> 00:27:10,307 Don't you get it? Garpetz, the sculptor is dead. 297 00:27:10,576 --> 00:27:14,728 Oh, we're sorry. That's too bad. 298 00:27:14,777 --> 00:27:19,488 Not at all. It's my biggest score of the year. 299 00:27:19,557 --> 00:27:22,808 The old Cecconi has struck again 300 00:27:22,989 --> 00:27:25,699 But you guys... what do you know about business. 301 00:27:25,858 --> 00:27:29,188 Your only deal in life has been to marry my daughters. 302 00:27:29,469 --> 00:27:33,840 Give me Growler for a moment. At least he understands me. Growler? 303 00:27:35,950 --> 00:27:39,499 Hello, Growler? Why don't you answer? 304 00:27:44,921 --> 00:27:48,001 What's wrong with him? I can barely hear him. 305 00:27:48,472 --> 00:27:53,300 There's nothing wrong. It's interference on the line. 306 00:28:01,282 --> 00:28:07,193 Hello? Hello? They can't even use a telephone. 307 00:28:16,624 --> 00:28:19,735 What crappy music, Giovanni. Don't you have something else? 308 00:28:19,736 --> 00:28:20,936 You don't like this? 309 00:28:22,904 --> 00:28:26,516 - Then play something else. - Anything else... 310 00:28:32,516 --> 00:28:36,267 Oh, please. Do me a favor. 311 00:29:20,151 --> 00:29:24,022 I can't take this. Too many memories. 312 00:29:24,202 --> 00:29:26,552 I can't take it. 313 00:29:30,592 --> 00:29:32,704 A different genre. 314 00:30:12,628 --> 00:30:14,837 - Did you hear that? - What? 315 00:30:15,008 --> 00:30:19,239 - A subtle noise... a metallic noise. - I don't hear anything. 316 00:30:19,398 --> 00:30:22,668 But I've had an ear infection. I can't hear very well 317 00:30:22,838 --> 00:30:26,668 - Uh, you are a junkyard. Don't you hear a metallic subtle noise? - No. 318 00:30:26,838 --> 00:30:32,249 At the next exit I want a mechanic to take a look at the car. 319 00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:37,760 We're much too late now and you want to stop for an insignificant subtle noise? 320 00:30:37,930 --> 00:30:42,721 That's what the Captain of the Titanic said... "Oh, it's just a subtle noise." 321 00:30:43,836 --> 00:30:45,836 "insignificant." 322 00:30:46,161 --> 00:30:48,572 The captain talked like that? 323 00:31:00,402 --> 00:31:04,913 A great idea you had. Where the fuck did we ended up? In Wyoming? 324 00:31:05,083 --> 00:31:10,313 - Is it my fault there aren't any signs? - There's one here. Stop. We ask for directions 325 00:31:10,494 --> 00:31:12,965 You and your subtle noise. You're hearing voices. 326 00:31:12,966 --> 00:31:14,466 I'm hearing voices. 327 00:31:18,139 --> 00:31:20,139 Bedda Maddre! 328 00:31:20,164 --> 00:31:21,974 Ow, my nose. 329 00:31:22,544 --> 00:31:24,435 Blood. Blood. 330 00:31:25,016 --> 00:31:27,165 Who drives like that. are you an idiot? 331 00:31:37,406 --> 00:31:39,838 It's my fault. It's my fault. It's my fault. 332 00:31:40,307 --> 00:31:43,277 "It's my fault?" Look what you've done to our car! 333 00:31:43,646 --> 00:31:45,697 Don't be so dramatic, Giovanni. 334 00:31:45,767 --> 00:31:49,677 Don't be dramatic? But now we're three hours late, the car is smashed. 335 00:31:49,747 --> 00:31:54,379 - I'm sorry, I was looking at the map. - She was looking at the map. 336 00:31:54,448 --> 00:31:57,318 So it's okay to kill people with your car because of a map. 337 00:31:58,689 --> 00:31:59,879 - Are you hurt? - Yes, of course I'm hurt! 338 00:32:01,389 --> 00:32:04,960 With a big nose like that, it's easy to hit it. 339 00:32:04,970 --> 00:32:10,639 - You stopped so suddenly. - I was only going 20 an hour. 340 00:32:10,711 --> 00:32:13,621 - A little bit suddenly you did brake... - You were sleeping. 341 00:32:13,690 --> 00:32:18,482 - Sometimes sleeps most the awaken than the sleeper. - What kind of proverb is that? 342 00:32:18,651 --> 00:32:24,123 - Never mind. - Well, let's move these cars. 343 00:32:24,703 --> 00:32:29,253 - Judas priest, look at that. - Ah, that's nothing. 344 00:32:29,412 --> 00:32:32,163 It can be fixed. 345 00:32:42,653 --> 00:32:44,285 And now? 346 00:32:45,314 --> 00:32:47,246 Holy shit. 347 00:32:48,447 --> 00:32:51,247 I was as good as standing still. 348 00:32:51,415 --> 00:32:55,446 Giacomo let's himself... come on... He's gonna bust our... 349 00:32:55,615 --> 00:32:59,566 - Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. - Yes, but... 350 00:32:59,746 --> 00:33:02,895 Don't say a thing. Don't. Say. A. Thing! 351 00:33:22,204 --> 00:33:24,204 I'M IN LUNCH BREAK 352 00:33:24,229 --> 00:33:25,858 Now what do we do? 353 00:33:30,950 --> 00:33:37,660 To make up for the trouble we caused, allow us to invite you to lunch on us? 354 00:33:37,661 --> 00:33:38,861 Thank you! 355 00:33:39,020 --> 00:33:44,731 Make up for what? Excuse me, she smashed the car, she disfigured me. 356 00:33:53,581 --> 00:33:56,612 - Nice girl, eh? - I'm sure she is. 357 00:33:56,793 --> 00:34:00,982 And she also has a certain radiance. 358 00:34:01,143 --> 00:34:04,813 I'm sure she has, but you're getting married in three days. 359 00:34:04,894 --> 00:34:10,064 - Why, what'd I say? - You keep looking at her, acting foolish. 360 00:34:10,225 --> 00:34:14,335 - Am I acting foolish? - Sort of, yeah. 361 00:34:14,515 --> 00:34:20,265 - We called the insurance, almost was like I was in the wrong. - You weren't fully right, anyways. 362 00:34:23,306 --> 00:34:24,775 Everything okay? 363 00:34:24,786 --> 00:34:29,787 - Yes, I've arranged to change the ferry. - Ferry to where? 364 00:34:29,857 --> 00:34:34,057 Greece. Brindisi to Patras and then the a tour of the islands. 365 00:34:34,227 --> 00:34:37,918 Are you meeting... your boyfriend there? 366 00:34:43,308 --> 00:34:45,068 A painful subject? 367 00:34:48,668 --> 00:34:50,058 You just broke up? 368 00:34:51,439 --> 00:34:52,859 He left you! 369 00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,269 - For your best friend. - Stop it, Giovanni. 370 00:34:59,270 --> 00:35:01,870 What? I was just trying to break the ice. 371 00:35:07,260 --> 00:35:08,490 I'm sorry. 372 00:35:10,941 --> 00:35:13,831 - Are you musicians? - How... ? 373 00:35:13,851 --> 00:35:18,792 - That's not a saxophone? - No, it's something else. 374 00:35:18,802 --> 00:35:21,572 It's an art piece. A sculpture. 375 00:35:21,642 --> 00:35:25,463 - Can I see it? - Eh, no, sweety, we can't show it to everybody. 376 00:35:25,633 --> 00:35:27,693 Come on, show it to her. 377 00:35:36,224 --> 00:35:39,373 - No... -Yes, I'm afraid so... unfortunately so. 378 00:35:40,724 --> 00:35:44,614 - This is impossible! Is it the real thing? - The leg? 379 00:35:44,885 --> 00:35:48,474 - This is a Garpetz. - How did you know, on the fly? 380 00:35:48,636 --> 00:35:53,446 It's obvious. It a shit. It's a Garpetz. And, sweety, as it cost a lot, too. A nice leg. 381 00:35:53,516 --> 00:35:58,545 My work has to do with art. I restore pieces. 382 00:35:59,316 --> 00:36:02,207 I've always wanted to do that for a living. 383 00:36:04,887 --> 00:36:10,457 You can't even put connect the dots on the puzzles magazine. 384 00:36:12,788 --> 00:36:16,179 - I only got it just now. - What a joke. 385 00:36:16,449 --> 00:36:17,678 And you? 386 00:36:19,049 --> 00:36:20,899 What do you do for a living? 387 00:36:21,169 --> 00:36:25,119 We work in precision mechanics... 388 00:36:25,189 --> 00:36:30,740 ..advanced technology, servicing special projects. 389 00:36:31,210 --> 00:36:34,320 - I don't know... harware. - Hardware. 390 00:36:34,490 --> 00:36:41,021 We provide parts that support great undertakings. 391 00:36:41,181 --> 00:36:48,151 Precision instruments for a future revolution in mechanics. 392 00:36:49,002 --> 00:36:51,131 Was that clear? 393 00:36:52,012 --> 00:36:54,702 We have a hardware store. 394 00:36:57,643 --> 00:37:02,954 It's not really our hardware store. 395 00:37:03,124 --> 00:37:08,595 We work there as salesmen. As errand boys really. 396 00:37:14,054 --> 00:37:19,124 Don't be so pessimistic. A swallow doesn't just fly in the Spring. 397 00:37:19,125 --> 00:37:20,125 Good! 398 00:37:21,285 --> 00:37:24,516 How philosophical. It reminds me of Plato. 399 00:37:24,686 --> 00:37:28,597 Forget about Plato. He left you. 400 00:37:28,767 --> 00:37:33,557 The symposium of Plato: The Myth of the Halves. Do you know it? 401 00:37:33,727 --> 00:37:36,337 Yes, I used to know it very well. 402 00:37:36,408 --> 00:37:39,437 - I read part of it. - I see... 403 00:37:39,607 --> 00:37:45,557 So, according to Plato, man was like this apple. Perfect. 404 00:37:45,928 --> 00:37:51,999 He had enough with just himself. There wasn't the difference of man and woman. 405 00:37:52,169 --> 00:37:55,869 There were only perfect, happy individuals. 406 00:37:56,060 --> 00:38:01,081 But one day, Zeus, who was jealous of their perfection... 407 00:38:05,010 --> 00:38:09,601 And since then man has desperately sought his other half... 408 00:38:09,771 --> 00:38:14,161 ...because without it he felt incomplete... miserable. 409 00:38:14,332 --> 00:38:17,922 But no matter how hard he tried... 410 00:38:18,102 --> 00:38:22,133 ...he never found his perfect half. 411 00:38:22,293 --> 00:38:24,722 And he still hasn't. 412 00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:30,023 Because it's practically impossible to recognize it 413 00:38:31,253 --> 00:38:33,603 It would be a miracle. 414 00:38:51,026 --> 00:38:53,556 GONE TO THE CINEMA Does this guy ever work? 415 00:38:54,217 --> 00:39:00,007 We have to get going. We'll pretend nothing happened. Goodbye. 416 00:39:00,177 --> 00:39:05,646 - Do we have to return the car like this? - The insurance will take care of it. 417 00:39:05,817 --> 00:39:10,528 You're such a bastard. Do you want to leave her here in the middle of Italy? 418 00:39:10,698 --> 00:39:13,077 Did you want to go to the cinema? 419 00:39:17,589 --> 00:39:20,499 You should be kept on a leash. 420 00:39:27,590 --> 00:39:32,450 How will you find the mechanic in here? A needle in a haystack. 421 00:39:39,822 --> 00:39:42,032 We have a problem... 422 00:39:45,022 --> 00:39:49,312 - An accident... - Please, I'm watching the movie. 423 00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:53,393 If I could just ask you... 424 00:39:59,443 --> 00:40:02,353 The mechanic doesn't feel like it. 425 00:40:03,034 --> 00:40:05,414 - This is a Garpelli. - Who? 426 00:40:05,494 --> 00:40:08,625 A neorealist filmmaker. 427 00:40:08,785 --> 00:40:11,535 - It's thirty years old. - I'm sure. 428 00:40:11,705 --> 00:40:14,834 - Please... we shouldn't miss this. - You think so? Excuse me. 429 00:40:16,625 --> 00:40:18,955 - Giacomo? - It's a Garpelli. We have to watch it. 430 00:40:18,956 --> 00:40:20,256 But the time... 431 00:40:20,266 --> 00:40:23,255 - Aldo? - I'll get some popcorn. 432 00:40:32,478 --> 00:40:35,228 Tickets, please. Tickets. 433 00:40:39,478 --> 00:40:41,427 Can I have your ticket? Excuse me! 434 00:40:45,078 --> 00:40:47,269 Do you have a ticket? 435 00:40:47,439 --> 00:40:51,988 - Maybe I lost it. - Then you'll get a fine. 436 00:40:52,149 --> 00:40:55,299 You're jumping to a conclusion. 437 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:58,429 You just said maybe you lost it. 438 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,950 Unless I find it first. 439 00:41:01,121 --> 00:41:06,510 Stop joking around. Just look for the ticket. 440 00:41:06,671 --> 00:41:08,860 - Cigarette? - No, thanks. 441 00:41:09,041 --> 00:41:14,161 - I'm not trying to bribe you. - You wouldn't be able to with a cigarette. 442 00:41:14,312 --> 00:41:15,902 How about a pack? 443 00:41:16,082 --> 00:41:20,392 Stop joking around and give me your ticket. 444 00:41:22,273 --> 00:41:24,524 - What's wrong? - He doesn't have a ticket. 445 00:41:24,604 --> 00:41:29,472 - Then give him a fine. - Don't you worry. 446 00:41:29,633 --> 00:41:33,663 - A big one. - I'll take care of that. 447 00:41:34,234 --> 00:41:37,213 Those glasses look really good on you. 448 00:41:37,594 --> 00:41:40,804 - My glasses? - Really good. 449 00:41:41,805 --> 00:41:43,005 Thank you. 450 00:41:49,526 --> 00:41:51,515 Could this be it? 451 00:41:52,567 --> 00:41:57,316 - Did that have to take twenty minutes? - Do you have a party to go to? 452 00:41:59,487 --> 00:42:03,266 This ticket has been stamped twice. 453 00:42:03,447 --> 00:42:08,278 - It has multiple stamps. - Well, it was more expensive. 454 00:42:08,448 --> 00:42:12,359 What nonsense. I'm going to have to give you a fine. 455 00:42:12,429 --> 00:42:16,398 - Your colleague did this. - I'm not stupid. My colleague didn't do that! 456 00:42:16,569 --> 00:42:21,398 - It's your own fault if you're stupid. - That's a good ticket. 457 00:42:21,569 --> 00:42:24,518 You didn't use it properly. 458 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:28,110 - Then you're an imbecile. - That's enough. 459 00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:32,270 There were witnesses, but they won't do anything 460 00:42:32,451 --> 00:42:37,641 - Come along, you have to get off. - Keep your hands off me. 461 00:42:41,572 --> 00:42:44,562 Just let him go. What does it matter? 462 00:42:44,723 --> 00:42:48,421 What an annoying asshole that guy is. 463 00:42:48,612 --> 00:42:53,603 Are we supposed to tolerate that and ignore the rules? 464 00:42:53,673 --> 00:42:55,833 - But he's overreacting. - I understand... 465 00:43:02,284 --> 00:43:04,475 I'm not going to run away. 466 00:43:04,645 --> 00:43:08,714 - You took a big step. - My one leg is longer. 467 00:43:08,895 --> 00:43:12,924 - Give me your personal information. - I'm not doing well. 468 00:43:13,095 --> 00:43:17,356 Stop with those jokes. I want your last name and first name. 469 00:43:18,136 --> 00:43:20,925 - Okay, what's your name? - I'm waiting. 470 00:43:21,096 --> 00:43:22,807 - For what? - For you to write it down. 471 00:43:22,808 --> 00:43:24,808 I wasn't ready. What's your name? 472 00:43:25,609 --> 00:43:27,009 Ajeje. 473 00:43:27,510 --> 00:43:29,010 - Ajeje? - Yes. 474 00:43:29,611 --> 00:43:31,811 What's this Ajeje? How do you spell Ajeje? 475 00:43:31,812 --> 00:43:32,812 - A - A 476 00:43:32,938 --> 00:43:35,936 - j... pronounced longer. - Longer. 477 00:43:35,937 --> 00:43:38,438 ...e, j, e. That's it. 478 00:43:38,618 --> 00:43:43,849 - Ajeje... - It's hard enough. Please, do me a favor. 479 00:43:44,019 --> 00:43:47,769 And what would your last name be? 480 00:43:47,939 --> 00:43:51,290 Ajeje Brazorf. 481 00:43:53,730 --> 00:43:56,319 The old guy is quite a good actor. 482 00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:59,170 Much better than the other two. 483 00:44:00,141 --> 00:44:04,210 They're not professional actors. They're people off the street. 484 00:44:06,941 --> 00:44:09,211 Let's see what you have here. 485 00:44:09,271 --> 00:44:14,361 - Why is there no passport in here? - How is that possible? 486 00:44:14,542 --> 00:44:19,483 - Keep your hands to yourself. What is this? - Then it was stolen. 487 00:44:19,653 --> 00:44:22,362 Goddamn, they stole it. 488 00:44:22,373 --> 00:44:27,963 - And they left the credit cards? - That's how clever they've gotten. 489 00:44:28,143 --> 00:44:33,084 - Come with me to the police station. - Keep your hands off me! 490 00:44:33,254 --> 00:44:38,085 What have you got against me? Do I look like someone who used to beat you up? 491 00:44:38,255 --> 00:44:44,325 l haven't done anything to you! You've wanted to hit me all this time! 492 00:44:44,506 --> 00:44:47,816 - Watch what you're doing. - What an actor. 493 00:44:47,986 --> 00:44:50,936 They pushed me onto the tram. 494 00:44:51,107 --> 00:44:55,696 What nonsense. Stop acting so dramatically. 495 00:45:02,067 --> 00:45:04,597 I can feel it in my stomach. 496 00:45:06,258 --> 00:45:08,618 I'm really feeling bad. 497 00:45:08,908 --> 00:45:12,278 Yeah. It really gets to you, this neorealism. 498 00:45:12,739 --> 00:45:15,308 No, I think it's the mussels. 499 00:45:18,159 --> 00:45:21,379 - He's not feeling well. - Right before the ending. 500 00:46:09,255 --> 00:46:12,245 - Excuse me, may I have your ticket? - I'm a colleague. 501 00:46:12,246 --> 00:46:13,346 - Your ticket, please. 502 00:46:13,415 --> 00:46:16,956 - l'm a conductor, too. - Yes, and I'm Gary Cooper. 503 00:46:25,387 --> 00:46:30,338 Be calm, you're in good hands. Here's the doctor. 504 00:46:31,708 --> 00:46:35,777 - What's your first and last name? - Giacomo Poretti. 505 00:46:36,658 --> 00:46:41,368 - Did I ask you anything? - He's my brother-in-law. 506 00:46:41,428 --> 00:46:46,378 Am I supposed to fill in the data from just anyone? 507 00:46:46,559 --> 00:46:50,670 - I know him well. - Is this your brother-in-law? 508 00:46:52,050 --> 00:46:55,600 - So what's his name? - Ask him. 509 00:46:55,671 --> 00:47:00,779 Giacomo Poretti. Please, we're in a hurry. 510 00:47:00,780 --> 00:47:05,980 Giacomo Poretti. 511 00:47:09,722 --> 00:47:12,111 Let's see... 512 00:47:12,272 --> 00:47:13,902 Does this hurt? 513 00:47:16,873 --> 00:47:18,543 Are you sure? 514 00:47:20,823 --> 00:47:24,114 - And If I press here? - No... 515 00:47:24,394 --> 00:47:29,423 Doctor, why don't we give him a IV sedative... 516 00:47:29,454 --> 00:47:32,113 I don't know... like 4 cc placibius... 517 00:47:32,174 --> 00:47:36,695 Oh, he's a doctor. I didn't realize that. Where did you go to medical school? 518 00:47:38,245 --> 00:47:41,315 Do me a sacred favor, sit down over there and shut your mouth. 519 00:47:41,976 --> 00:47:44,375 And don't interrupt me while I'm working. 520 00:47:44,556 --> 00:47:48,227 Nurse, prepare a sedative. Let me think... 521 00:47:48,597 --> 00:47:51,606 ...4 cc placibius. 522 00:47:51,876 --> 00:47:54,607 Your tongue. Stick out your tongue. 523 00:47:55,987 --> 00:47:58,497 I think he has kidney stones. 524 00:48:00,417 --> 00:48:02,227 What did I tell you earlier? 525 00:48:02,608 --> 00:48:07,177 You have to keep your mouth shut and sit over there. 526 00:48:07,729 --> 00:48:11,579 - Yes, but... - I'm the one who visit patients. Understand? 527 00:48:11,649 --> 00:48:13,710 Yes, but if I press here... 528 00:48:14,580 --> 00:48:17,208 It hurts, it can't be a tracheitis. 529 00:48:17,479 --> 00:48:21,749 He's made a diagnosis. The professional has arrived. 530 00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:26,500 Do you want me to take off my doctor's coat and give it to you? 531 00:48:26,501 --> 00:48:27,901 Is that what you want? 532 00:48:28,071 --> 00:48:33,560 Keep your mouth shut. I don't want to hear another word. Shut up. 533 00:48:35,322 --> 00:48:38,511 - Dear Mr... - Giacomo Poretti. 534 00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:40,393 Dear Mr Poretti... 535 00:48:40,573 --> 00:48:44,362 ...here we are with a nice kidney stone. 536 00:48:48,193 --> 00:48:53,442 We're going to examine you. You'll have to stay the night, as a precaution. 537 00:48:53,503 --> 00:48:59,413 - We're already much too late. - We need to take the word of a professional. 538 00:49:00,194 --> 00:49:04,515 The doctor's had a lot of education. He's not making this up. 539 00:49:04,685 --> 00:49:07,015 He knows what he's saying. 540 00:49:10,765 --> 00:49:13,094 - How are you? - Not good. 541 00:49:13,365 --> 00:49:19,315 - The placibius hasn't kicked in yet? - That placibius seems does nothing. It still hurts. 542 00:49:19,496 --> 00:49:25,577 Of course, you eat shit, it makes you sick. Meanwhile we stuck here, the cellphone have no signal. 543 00:49:26,147 --> 00:49:29,127 - Do you want me to remove your socks? - Please. 544 00:49:33,728 --> 00:49:37,717 Fuck. The car. She stole the car! 545 00:49:39,458 --> 00:49:44,349 You see? That boo of yours, Greece, mythology, let's cut the apple. 546 00:49:44,409 --> 00:49:50,040 After all that, she took the car with the leg inside, and I, silly me, even gave her the key! 547 00:49:50,075 --> 00:49:52,075 Such a grandiose ho... Whoa, Chiara! 548 00:49:52,900 --> 00:49:55,891 You guys are crazy leaving the leg down there. What if someone stole it? 549 00:49:56,061 --> 00:49:59,769 And I parked the car in the shade. 550 00:49:59,810 --> 00:50:02,171 - Is this your bag, Giacomo? - Yes. 551 00:50:02,241 --> 00:50:05,132 - Where are your pajamas? - I don't have any pajamas. 552 00:50:05,233 --> 00:50:06,633 No pajamas? 553 00:50:08,302 --> 00:50:13,433 - I sleep in the nude. - Sleep in the nude? Two bronchitis a day? 554 00:50:13,893 --> 00:50:18,843 Guys. Calm down. It's okay. I'll just lend him mine. 555 00:50:33,245 --> 00:50:37,215 Yes, but you too... Do you find ok to sleep in a Sforza's jersey? 556 00:50:37,685 --> 00:50:39,815 They ran out of the Ronaldo's ones 557 00:51:18,229 --> 00:51:21,440 No, it's nothing. Don't worry. 558 00:51:22,110 --> 00:51:23,819 No, he's sleeping. 559 00:51:24,090 --> 00:51:27,641 Excuse me, you say he can't talk? What's he got? 560 00:51:27,661 --> 00:51:33,382 It's nothing serious. I assure you. Let me talk to Marta. 561 00:51:34,052 --> 00:51:36,621 - I'll give her to you. - Give her what? 562 00:51:36,782 --> 00:51:40,212 You motherfuckers! Where are you? 563 00:51:40,382 --> 00:51:44,081 - I don't fucking care if he has a colic or the plague... -Dearest... 564 00:51:44,262 --> 00:51:47,912 Do me a favor, y'all shut up and stay out of this! I'm talking. 565 00:51:50,593 --> 00:51:56,424 This is a place where everyone knows me. Only the best people come here, understand? 566 00:51:56,594 --> 00:51:59,905 The priest must think I'm an idiot. 567 00:52:00,075 --> 00:52:03,045 - I'm very sorry, understand? - I don't want to hear that shit. 568 00:52:03,515 --> 00:52:08,144 Now give me my wife. I aske you to give me my wife. 569 00:52:08,305 --> 00:52:13,656 Guys, I warn you. I'm sweet and dear. But if I lose my patience, you all are in trouble. 570 00:52:13,826 --> 00:52:19,177 I'll throw you back into the sewer I rescued from. Is that clear? 571 00:52:21,707 --> 00:52:26,178 What are you looking at? Go back to your dinner. 572 00:52:26,179 --> 00:52:28,579 Hello? Hello? 573 00:52:36,838 --> 00:52:41,889 Twenty million lire could get you a bar in Costa Rica by the beach. 574 00:52:42,759 --> 00:52:47,180 Sun, sea and palm trees. 575 00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:51,231 - All year in a bathing suit? - All year in a bathing suit. 576 00:52:52,191 --> 00:52:55,760 No one busting your balls or telling you what to do. 577 00:52:56,910 --> 00:53:01,760 But it's a big decision. You'd have to leave everything behind. 578 00:53:01,941 --> 00:53:07,152 - And what if it goes wrong. - It is a risk. 579 00:53:07,912 --> 00:53:12,223 But if you don't take risks... Have you ever taken a risk? 580 00:53:12,493 --> 00:53:13,723 Once. 581 00:53:15,203 --> 00:53:20,834 Once I put money on Inter lose to Cagliari. 582 00:54:53,254 --> 00:54:59,885 - Are you sure you can take me there? - It's not out of our way at all. 583 00:55:00,055 --> 00:55:04,504 We can't just leave you with a broken down car. 584 00:55:04,565 --> 00:55:10,435 - But it wasn't a bad idea, either. - Stop it. You don't believe that yourself. 585 00:55:10,616 --> 00:55:17,026 Well then. It's nine thirty. We have to be in Brindisi by one thirty. 586 00:55:56,981 --> 00:56:00,510 I am Count Dracula... 587 00:56:23,064 --> 00:56:24,554 Fucking cunt... 588 00:56:54,837 --> 00:57:00,028 - Ah, Giusi. Do you want something to eat? - No, I'm tired. I'm going to bed. 589 00:57:00,048 --> 00:57:03,538 - Good night. - She's a hard worker. 590 00:57:03,709 --> 00:57:06,979 - Let's sing. - Set the tone. 591 00:57:07,149 --> 00:57:10,820 The beautiful woman goes to the spring... 592 00:57:10,990 --> 00:57:16,059 ...and brings beets and spinach to the Southerner. [terrone - derogatory term for Southern Italians] 593 00:57:18,230 --> 00:57:21,980 SOUTHERNERS STAY AWAY FROM TRANSYLVANIA 594 00:57:27,891 --> 00:57:31,101 What a day, two Transylvanians. 595 00:57:55,245 --> 00:57:57,724 I am a force of nature! 596 00:58:02,386 --> 00:58:04,515 Fuck, that hurts... 597 00:58:12,046 --> 00:58:14,425 I'm not sure this was a good idea. 598 00:58:14,606 --> 00:58:17,457 Should we have brought him in? 599 00:58:17,637 --> 00:58:23,148 - Still... with all the bad people out there... - Look at those sunken cheekbones. 600 00:58:23,418 --> 00:58:29,348 - Yes, and did you see that forehead? - And those big eyes. 601 00:58:29,518 --> 00:58:32,968 - Look at that weak chin. - And those teeth! What about those teeth? 602 00:58:33,238 --> 00:58:35,408 - I'll tell you something... - Don't say it. 603 00:58:35,569 --> 00:58:38,799 What we have here, is a Southerner. 604 00:58:39,279 --> 00:58:43,059 - A Southerner? - As sure as gold. 605 00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,249 He's waking up. 606 00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:50,070 Everything alright, my good man? What happened? 607 00:58:50,071 --> 00:58:51,071 In addition to... 608 00:58:51,141 --> 00:58:55,401 - Would you like a cognac? - I'd like some zibibbo [muscatel]. 609 00:58:55,471 --> 00:58:59,821 - Although I'd rather have you. - What a strange dialect. 610 00:58:59,901 --> 00:59:02,212 Zibibbo, do we have any of that here? 611 00:59:02,682 --> 00:59:05,911 We should introduce ourselves. 612 00:59:06,572 --> 00:59:09,082 I'm Michele, his name is Gino. And you? 613 00:59:10,723 --> 00:59:12,112 Brambilla. 614 00:59:12,773 --> 00:59:14,344 And your full name? 615 00:59:15,124 --> 00:59:18,214 Brambilla Fumagalli. 616 00:59:20,894 --> 00:59:25,423 We don't know the Fumagalli's. Tell us where you were born. 617 00:59:25,804 --> 00:59:28,555 I'm from the state... 618 00:59:28,615 --> 00:59:31,475 ...of Parage. [Equality] 619 00:59:32,166 --> 00:59:37,415 - Parage! - What do you know about Parage? 620 00:59:37,686 --> 00:59:41,516 - It's worse than here. - And a bit more to the south. 621 00:59:41,687 --> 00:59:44,757 Gosh... That was some blow. 622 00:59:44,916 --> 00:59:47,707 Ai madonna, what a blow. 623 00:59:48,387 --> 00:59:52,357 - He's not very convincing. - I agree. 624 00:59:52,527 --> 00:59:56,037 - Let's trick him with the cadrega. - Bravo! Genius! 625 00:59:56,208 --> 01:00:00,618 - You go get a cadrega. - You're smart as a weasel. 626 01:00:02,319 --> 01:00:06,228 Master Brambilla, please join us at the table. 627 01:00:06,309 --> 01:00:08,789 We have a nice cadrega. 628 01:00:09,070 --> 01:00:13,438 - You can't keep a cadrega from a person. - It's for Mr. Fumagalli. Come on. 629 01:00:13,799 --> 01:00:16,010 - A nice little cadrega? - Ah, yes... 630 01:00:16,011 --> 01:00:19,411 - Please... - Fumagalli, eh? 631 01:00:22,633 --> 01:00:26,403 The cadrega... 632 01:00:35,804 --> 01:00:37,603 This is a nice cadrega. 633 01:00:38,172 --> 01:00:40,572 A apple is not a cadrega. 634 01:00:40,853 --> 01:00:44,792 - A cadrega is a chair. - My good sir. 635 01:00:45,873 --> 01:00:52,283 I was just about to say what fine construction... 636 01:00:52,744 --> 01:00:55,354 ...this cadrega has. 637 01:00:55,955 --> 01:00:57,155 It really has. 638 01:01:00,526 --> 01:01:02,854 When I get back home... 639 01:01:03,235 --> 01:01:06,625 ...I hope to... 640 01:01:08,726 --> 01:01:12,796 ...sit my butt down on such a beautful cadrega. 641 01:01:16,017 --> 01:01:18,266 I have to go to the toilet. 642 01:01:19,327 --> 01:01:22,538 Where is the toilet? 643 01:01:24,208 --> 01:01:27,238 - I have to go to the toilet. - Toilet? 644 01:01:29,488 --> 01:01:33,298 I've took such a blow... 645 01:01:34,369 --> 01:01:36,098 The loo? 646 01:01:38,289 --> 01:01:40,549 Up the stairs and to the left. 647 01:01:41,610 --> 01:01:45,459 Sorry, but I need to leave for a moment. 648 01:01:45,540 --> 01:01:50,150 I have to pee like a pipistrello [bat]. 649 01:01:51,221 --> 01:01:53,491 I'll be right back. 650 01:01:59,182 --> 01:02:02,551 Gino, you were absolutely right. 651 01:02:02,912 --> 01:02:06,722 - That guy is a Southerner. - Bravo! 652 01:02:06,993 --> 01:02:11,012 What's this? A rolled up paper? 653 01:02:11,093 --> 01:02:13,764 - The Southerner dropped it. - Open it. 654 01:02:17,174 --> 01:02:21,924 To Dracula, with love, Totò Schillaci. [Schillaci - Italian football hero from Palermo] 655 01:02:21,934 --> 01:02:24,523 Dracula? Schillaci? 656 01:02:24,604 --> 01:02:28,755 - Who is this Schillaci? - The Grand Vizier of the Southerners! 657 01:02:28,825 --> 01:02:33,166 Against great evil, we'll need to use great weapons. 658 01:02:35,176 --> 01:02:38,445 We'll fill that empty space tonight. 659 01:02:38,846 --> 01:02:40,446 - Come on! - Go Gino... 660 01:02:50,837 --> 01:02:53,318 - He's in the next room. - With Giusi! 661 01:02:57,728 --> 01:03:00,559 - Southerner! - Bedda Maddre! 662 01:03:01,979 --> 01:03:03,808 Fuck! How scary. 663 01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:09,569 If I had my number sixteen wrench I'd have it fixed by now. 664 01:03:09,639 --> 01:03:11,749 After all, is it my fault no one has passes by for 3 hours? 665 01:03:11,930 --> 01:03:18,339 It is your fault. "I know a short-cut without any traffic." 666 01:03:18,511 --> 01:03:21,680 Where have you take us, Mr. Shortcut, in Nebraska. 667 01:03:22,241 --> 01:03:26,152 The little prince has awakened. Mr. Pasta and Sardines, help out here. 668 01:03:26,522 --> 01:03:28,732 We need to talk. 669 01:03:29,212 --> 01:03:32,203 - What's wrong with him? - Fuck off. 670 01:03:34,652 --> 01:03:37,802 - What's going on? - Where are you going? 671 01:03:37,812 --> 01:03:40,542 These swift mood changes are not a good sign. 672 01:03:40,543 --> 01:03:41,843 - Hey! - Aldo! 673 01:03:41,844 --> 01:03:44,444 - He's sick in the head... - I don't understand it... 674 01:03:44,745 --> 01:03:45,745 Aldo! 675 01:03:51,885 --> 01:03:54,615 You're the man! 676 01:03:55,336 --> 01:03:57,216 Chiara, Bravissima! 677 01:03:59,166 --> 01:04:02,414 - How did you do that? - It was child's play. 678 01:04:02,595 --> 01:04:05,946 - She has a number sixteen wrench. - Well, at least she fixed it. 679 01:04:05,947 --> 01:04:06,947 Hey, guys! 680 01:04:09,866 --> 01:04:12,377 - What's he got? - Guys! Guys! 681 01:04:12,547 --> 01:04:14,316 Look what I found. 682 01:04:14,687 --> 01:04:17,377 A new Growler. 683 01:04:17,387 --> 01:04:20,497 - But he's black. - Why must you be racist against dogs too? 684 01:04:20,578 --> 01:04:23,118 - With bat ears. - He's a good dog. 685 01:04:23,119 --> 01:04:24,119 And cute. 686 01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:26,219 With cute little paws... 687 01:04:27,119 --> 01:04:28,119 Give your paw to the nice lady. 688 01:04:59,402 --> 01:05:01,971 Hey, guys! You want to go swimming here? 689 01:05:02,432 --> 01:05:08,622 No. It's all well and good that I let you drive the car,... 690 01:05:08,623 --> 01:05:12,184 ...but we're already late. There's no time for fooling around. 691 01:05:14,504 --> 01:05:17,113 Well okay. Just five minutes. 692 01:05:42,046 --> 01:05:45,116 Gold medalists in synchronized swimming. 693 01:06:05,450 --> 01:06:08,198 - Aren't you a little cold? - No, are you? 694 01:06:08,359 --> 01:06:11,069 - I am, a little. - Race you there. 695 01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:18,830 - "I'm a little cold." - "Race you there." 696 01:06:20,491 --> 01:06:25,221 - I beat you. - I know. I know. 697 01:06:46,374 --> 01:06:50,145 - So, tomorrow you're getting married? - Yes but, nothing serious. 698 01:06:53,665 --> 01:06:58,675 That was a good one, five hops. Now I have to get two more. 699 01:07:02,695 --> 01:07:05,205 - Two! - Two more was a miracle. 700 01:07:05,506 --> 01:07:08,915 You're such a good swimmer. 701 01:07:10,216 --> 01:07:11,216 Thank you. 702 01:07:12,697 --> 01:07:16,287 You too, especially the breaststroke. 703 01:07:17,048 --> 01:07:19,937 At school they used to call me the frog. 704 01:07:20,218 --> 01:07:23,888 Watch. I'll throw this one, and you have to hit it. 705 01:07:24,758 --> 01:07:30,688 Sometimes... a frog can turn into a prince. 706 01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:39,010 Are you guys dum? 707 01:07:39,311 --> 01:07:40,511 Bastards! 708 01:07:45,861 --> 01:07:49,680 - You really are a couple of bastards. - I'm sorry, Chiara... 709 01:07:49,761 --> 01:07:53,111 ...for both of us. I didn't do it on purpose. 710 01:07:53,181 --> 01:07:56,332 - By the way, it was his rock. - I'm sorry. 711 01:07:56,502 --> 01:08:01,072 It isn't serious. And it wasn't on purpose. 712 01:08:01,532 --> 01:08:03,203 It's not a problem. 713 01:08:03,773 --> 01:08:06,362 But that might be a problem. 714 01:08:06,743 --> 01:08:10,193 Look at that. He's peeing on the leg. 715 01:08:10,254 --> 01:08:12,883 The stupid animal. 716 01:08:13,764 --> 01:08:17,533 - It's porous! - It's Piss. It's just ammonia. 717 01:08:17,694 --> 01:08:21,083 - Let's shower in it. - Shampoo has ammonia. 718 01:08:21,164 --> 01:08:23,125 In fact, I can see the results 719 01:08:23,385 --> 01:08:26,455 I'll go wash it. A wash. A dry. It will even seem as never used. 720 01:08:26,525 --> 01:08:29,555 - Not you. I should give you a kick. - Come on, Growler. 721 01:08:29,715 --> 01:08:32,845 300 milion ruined. Holy shit. 722 01:08:33,215 --> 01:08:36,786 Pack up your things. We're late as it is. 723 01:08:52,286 --> 01:08:53,286 Hello? 724 01:08:54,887 --> 01:08:56,687 Go! 725 01:09:28,182 --> 01:09:30,653 What do we do now, Aldo? 726 01:09:30,733 --> 01:09:34,602 - If only we had a pool floater. - I have an idea. 727 01:09:45,814 --> 01:09:47,564 Don't be an idiot. 728 01:09:49,535 --> 01:09:53,605 - I thought it would float. - The rim alone weighs at least 30 kilos. 729 01:09:55,006 --> 01:09:56,006 Excuse me. 730 01:09:57,555 --> 01:10:01,605 - Where does the river end? - Why do you want to find the river's end? 731 01:10:01,965 --> 01:10:03,916 It enters the sea five kilometres down from here. 732 01:10:03,986 --> 01:10:06,137 - Into the sea? -Yes, into the sea. 733 01:10:07,238 --> 01:10:08,238 Into the sea... 734 01:10:12,307 --> 01:10:16,117 You've really messed things up, Giovanni. 735 01:10:16,187 --> 01:10:19,938 - His dog pisses on it and it's my fault. - Brake. Brake. Brake. 736 01:10:23,047 --> 01:10:24,498 Look over there. 737 01:10:41,131 --> 01:10:42,761 Leave it to me. 738 01:11:09,374 --> 01:11:11,723 It's settled, guys. 739 01:11:12,624 --> 01:11:17,474 We're playing a football game. Italy-Morocco, to ten goals. 740 01:11:19,584 --> 01:11:20,955 You're demented. 741 01:11:21,425 --> 01:11:26,035 - Did you see the Marrakesh Express? - Yeah, I though I had a dejà vu. 742 01:11:48,237 --> 01:11:52,788 I'm the man! The return of the great Inter. 743 01:13:29,999 --> 01:13:32,529 Did you see how athletically I made that bicycle kick? 744 01:13:33,900 --> 01:13:36,110 They were totally stunned. 745 01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:42,170 Yeah, and when Chiara stopped that penalty shot... 746 01:13:42,341 --> 01:13:46,450 ...bouncing the ball right off her chest. Fantastic! 747 01:13:46,611 --> 01:13:51,000 Yeah, really fantastic. But we still lost ten-three. 748 01:13:51,981 --> 01:13:55,512 With his obstinacy to play by area, we set ourselves up to lose. 749 01:13:55,682 --> 01:14:01,382 Morocco was physically strong. And they had such a quick counter-attack. 750 01:14:12,544 --> 01:14:15,994 He's getting married and we're centuries late. 751 01:14:16,264 --> 01:14:19,585 The back of the car is completely destroyed. 752 01:14:20,055 --> 01:14:24,064 He gave a bulldog and we're returning a spider-mouse. 753 01:14:24,394 --> 01:14:28,806 And the 300 million leg is in the hands of some Moroccan masons. 754 01:14:29,575 --> 01:14:30,866 How do you like that? 755 01:14:34,407 --> 01:14:35,917 I have an idea. 756 01:14:37,786 --> 01:14:39,016 Cheer up. 757 01:14:39,976 --> 01:14:44,506 No, I don't want to. Do you hear the rumbling of your stomach? 758 01:14:44,688 --> 01:14:47,648 This is a terrible thing to do. 759 01:14:47,740 --> 01:14:51,248 What did I do to deserve the Karl Popper mask? 760 01:14:51,519 --> 01:14:54,238 It's not Karl Popper, it's Cossiga. 761 01:14:54,239 --> 01:14:56,839 Why Cossiga? I really hate Cossiga! 762 01:14:56,929 --> 01:15:00,250 Stop it! Do you want to get the leg back, or not? 763 01:15:00,551 --> 01:15:01,551 Okay, let's go... 764 01:15:04,519 --> 01:15:06,980 You have to be good, understand? 765 01:15:07,159 --> 01:15:11,571 You have to stay here. We don't have a mask of Rin Tin Tin. 766 01:15:12,040 --> 01:15:14,120 Don't be such a bother. 767 01:16:19,638 --> 01:16:21,198 Do you want coffee? 768 01:16:54,242 --> 01:16:58,092 Relax. Nothing happened. 769 01:18:03,290 --> 01:18:06,990 Alien work permit? Everything is in its place. 770 01:18:07,970 --> 01:18:14,081 The four of them, comma armed and masked, comma... 771 01:18:14,341 --> 01:18:17,132 ...entered... What does it say? 772 01:18:17,612 --> 01:18:22,361 The four of them, armed and masked, entered... 773 01:18:22,362 --> 01:18:28,132 ...entered the house of engineer Amin Kaleb Assad... 774 01:18:28,201 --> 01:18:32,033 ...and architect Salem Mohamed Sadat... 775 01:18:34,002 --> 01:18:39,224 ...to steal a wooden object of questionable taste. 776 01:18:39,494 --> 01:18:42,565 - Period? - Period, and so on, and so on... 777 01:18:42,835 --> 01:18:45,524 So, you steal sculptures, eh? 778 01:18:45,820 --> 01:18:47,420 Storti 779 01:18:48,445 --> 01:18:50,436 Sure, look down. 780 01:18:52,146 --> 01:18:56,806 Baglio. Burglary and cotempt to the highest state offices. 781 01:18:57,086 --> 01:19:00,935 - What will it be? - What you want it to be, sir. 782 01:19:01,116 --> 01:19:05,486 Are we getting funny, Baglio? I'll soon make sure you have nothing to laugh about. 783 01:19:05,546 --> 01:19:11,857 Excuse me, but the leg is ours. Not mine personally, but... 784 01:19:11,858 --> 01:19:15,738 Giacomino Poretti, born in Busto Garolfo... 785 01:19:15,739 --> 01:19:18,607 ...should have the good taste to shut up. 786 01:19:18,878 --> 01:19:20,602 However, his name is Giacomo. 787 01:19:20,626 --> 01:19:23,368 Have you been hired as the patron of the lost causes? 788 01:19:24,228 --> 01:19:25,819 Your name is Giacomo, right? 789 01:19:27,189 --> 01:19:28,759 Giacomino. 790 01:19:29,329 --> 01:19:31,810 This is serious. 791 01:19:33,189 --> 01:19:35,861 What do you think, Engineer? Do you want to press charges? 792 01:19:35,931 --> 01:19:40,960 Never mind, I feel sorry for these poor losers. 793 01:19:41,041 --> 01:19:45,711 All this for a leg my handyman could do better for 30.000 lire 794 01:19:45,881 --> 01:19:49,812 - What do you say to the Engineer? - "Thank you." 795 01:20:03,644 --> 01:20:07,673 - Why hasn't the old man called? - The phone's turned off. 796 01:20:08,833 --> 01:20:12,603 They haven' t heard from us in 24 hours. 797 01:20:13,184 --> 01:20:15,874 - Okay... do you want to call? - Why me? 798 01:20:16,845 --> 01:20:19,074 Giacomo is sleeping, I'm driving. 799 01:20:20,034 --> 01:20:21,526 Do you think I'm afraid? 800 01:20:33,427 --> 01:20:35,826 Hello! Hello... yes, is this... 801 01:20:37,027 --> 01:20:38,227 Yes, sir... 802 01:20:39,128 --> 01:20:40,728 Let me... 803 01:20:45,417 --> 01:20:47,528 If it had been up to me... 804 01:20:47,698 --> 01:20:50,108 Yes, I was the first to... 805 01:20:53,829 --> 01:20:58,769 Let me finish for once, you just keep on talking. 806 01:20:58,850 --> 01:21:04,539 You busted my balls. I'm not an automaton. I'm a person. 807 01:21:04,700 --> 01:21:07,030 I've been wanting to say this: Go fuck yourself!. 808 01:21:07,140 --> 01:21:09,400 Fuck you... 809 01:21:09,401 --> 01:21:12,066 G. O. F. U. Kyou youu 810 01:21:12,091 --> 01:21:16,781 ...you, your store, your villa full of shit. You're disgusting. You fucking asshole. 811 01:21:23,513 --> 01:21:27,143 - The line was busy. - Get out of here. 812 01:21:39,664 --> 01:21:42,615 MARIANO AND THE INNER BEAUTIES 813 01:21:52,575 --> 01:21:56,316 The boys will be here in two hours. 814 01:21:56,586 --> 01:21:59,155 They've been saying that for two days. 815 01:21:59,736 --> 01:22:02,086 What could they be up to? 816 01:22:02,857 --> 01:22:05,006 Something must have happened. 817 01:22:06,066 --> 01:22:11,378 - I'm so worried. - She doesn't look worried. 818 01:22:34,361 --> 01:22:37,241 I have an invoice for you, ma'am. 819 01:22:37,421 --> 01:22:42,910 I don't know how that works. You should see my husband. 820 01:22:43,071 --> 01:22:46,492 But I don't see him. Eros? 821 01:23:37,277 --> 01:23:38,957 I have to say something. 822 01:23:41,117 --> 01:23:42,967 I'm not getting married. 823 01:23:42,977 --> 01:23:44,587 Why not? 824 01:23:44,968 --> 01:23:46,638 I'm in love. 825 01:23:50,069 --> 01:23:52,269 I can see that. 826 01:23:52,339 --> 01:23:54,769 - What do you see? - Many things. 827 01:23:54,770 --> 01:23:59,160 The way you look at her. How you seperate from the rest... 828 01:24:01,540 --> 01:24:03,589 - You're distracted. - Me, distracted? 829 01:24:04,970 --> 01:24:08,300 - Yes, you lost the leg. - That wasn't me, it was you. 830 01:24:08,461 --> 01:24:10,551 See you don't recall? He lost the leg. 831 01:24:11,641 --> 01:24:13,192 Love. 832 01:24:13,362 --> 01:24:16,351 Can I interest you in a Sony VCR? 833 01:24:17,532 --> 01:24:20,283 - For his wife, maybe? - He's not getting married. 834 01:24:21,153 --> 01:24:22,422 Sunglasses? 835 01:24:23,873 --> 01:24:28,023 - You know, I'm jealous.. - Really? 836 01:24:29,293 --> 01:24:33,023 Alright, what in God's name is going on? 837 01:24:33,033 --> 01:24:36,784 - Things go the way they go. - Don't encourage him. Fuck everything up? 838 01:24:36,834 --> 01:24:43,645 - I don't want to fuck everything up. I have to think about it. - Giacomo, you're not a kid anymore. Tell him. 839 01:24:43,915 --> 01:24:48,105 - He's getting swept up by his feelings. - You know what? 840 01:24:48,776 --> 01:24:51,964 - I'm going to tell her. - What's he going to tell her? 841 01:24:59,317 --> 01:25:02,087 - I have to break some news. - Not you, too? 842 01:25:03,357 --> 01:25:05,588 Do you see those people over there? 843 01:25:05,858 --> 01:25:08,988 They're taking the same ferry I am. 844 01:25:09,758 --> 01:25:13,129 They said I can ride with them. 845 01:25:14,499 --> 01:25:17,747 It's the best thing for everyone. 846 01:25:18,018 --> 01:25:20,048 Best, sure it is best. 847 01:25:26,140 --> 01:25:28,089 - I'll get my suitcase. - I'll help you. 848 01:26:06,124 --> 01:26:08,454 Come on, Giacomo. Let's go. 849 01:26:21,346 --> 01:26:23,176 Do you have a cigarette? 850 01:27:18,062 --> 01:27:21,552 Excuse me, could you stop? I have to throw up. 851 01:27:38,144 --> 01:27:42,855 He can't go home like this. And he certainly can't get married, like an amoeba 852 01:27:43,035 --> 01:27:47,005 He doesn't have to get married if he doesn't want to. 853 01:27:47,165 --> 01:27:49,854 It's not like he doesn't want to. He's just confused. 854 01:27:50,035 --> 01:27:54,306 He'd want to, but he thinks he doesn't 855 01:27:54,466 --> 01:27:58,277 - He things, like when... And we can't fuck everything up. - Everything like what? 856 01:27:58,457 --> 01:28:01,147 - The job. - Yeah, nice job... 857 01:28:01,607 --> 01:28:06,517 - Family. - Family? With that father-in-law I'd hit his head with a bottle night and day 858 01:28:06,598 --> 01:28:10,168 Well, economic security. Many things 859 01:28:11,369 --> 01:28:14,738 What's the matter, Growler? Where's Giacomino? 860 01:28:24,560 --> 01:28:25,950 Where the heck is he? 861 01:28:25,951 --> 01:28:29,351 Here we are. I knew it. He did the insanity act! 862 01:28:29,510 --> 01:28:31,900 Insane act nonsense. We can't even see him. 863 01:28:39,001 --> 01:28:42,730 I'm having a vision of him all crushed with flyes hovering all around him. 864 01:28:42,801 --> 01:28:45,372 "Love gives and love takes." 865 01:28:46,742 --> 01:28:50,072 So, are you going to take forever? Hurry up. 866 01:28:52,152 --> 01:28:56,244 God have mercy... 867 01:28:56,245 --> 01:28:58,145 The rock is friambile! 868 01:28:58,146 --> 01:29:00,523 You mean the rock is friable, not frenabile. 869 01:29:00,524 --> 01:29:03,184 Isn't frada about the same as frijia? 870 01:29:03,564 --> 01:29:06,354 Perhaps you should be thankful the hill isn't wet. 871 01:29:06,424 --> 01:29:08,975 I'm just thankful I have little feet. 872 01:29:09,685 --> 01:29:17,706 - Now what? - Now I can go neither up nor down. x2 873 01:29:17,876 --> 01:29:19,686 I'm not going to move. 874 01:29:19,756 --> 01:29:25,626 Put your foot on that projection. The projection shaped like a gnu's hoof. 875 01:29:25,807 --> 01:29:31,657 - I don't know what a gnu is. - Put the other one in that notch. 876 01:29:31,927 --> 01:29:36,617 - Which one? - Like the spine of the skunk. 877 01:29:36,977 --> 01:29:40,948 - What does a skunk look like? - I said spine. It's inside, You don't see it's? 878 01:29:41,118 --> 01:29:43,889 There... I've found a hole. 879 01:29:44,369 --> 01:29:46,909 It could be the skunk's ass. 880 01:29:49,510 --> 01:29:53,280 Just a moment. Just a moment. I'm about to fall to my death. 881 01:29:57,359 --> 01:29:59,550 - Fucking hill! - With your flip-flops 882 01:30:01,420 --> 01:30:04,211 - There he is. - Giacomino! 883 01:30:05,670 --> 01:30:07,450 - Giacomo. - Giacomino. 884 01:30:07,851 --> 01:30:12,002 Please, leave me alone. Stop bothering me. Go away! 885 01:30:12,572 --> 01:30:15,922 Did you fall? Are you hurt? 886 01:30:15,982 --> 01:30:19,073 - How did you get down? - You climbed the mountain. 887 01:30:19,643 --> 01:30:21,493 There is a path. What mountain? 888 01:30:23,573 --> 01:30:26,363 - There's a path? - How was I to know there was a path? 889 01:30:27,023 --> 01:30:31,344 - I could have died at any moment! - The path isn't very safe either. 890 01:30:31,814 --> 01:30:34,945 What if you slipped, or got a roof tile on your head? 891 01:30:34,955 --> 01:30:39,725 A tile? Here? In the middle of the Indian Ocean? 892 01:30:40,695 --> 01:30:44,725 Come on, Giacomo. It's late, let's go. 893 01:30:46,764 --> 01:30:49,255 Hello? Ciao, Giuliana. 894 01:30:50,336 --> 01:30:52,895 Yes, we're on our way. 895 01:30:53,756 --> 01:30:58,227 Giacomo? No, he can't... because... 896 01:30:58,697 --> 01:31:01,128 ...he went to the toilet. 897 01:31:01,698 --> 01:31:04,328 I'll let you talk to Aldo. 898 01:31:05,787 --> 01:31:09,838 Hello? Giuliana, how nice. 899 01:31:10,408 --> 01:31:12,038 We're on our way. 900 01:31:12,208 --> 01:31:16,139 Yes, soon. No, Giacomino's sleeping. 901 01:31:17,089 --> 01:31:19,948 Yes, he's sleeping on the toilet. 902 01:31:20,308 --> 01:31:23,680 He must've fallen asleep while he was taking a shit. 903 01:31:23,681 --> 01:31:24,681 We're on our way? 904 01:31:25,560 --> 01:31:28,491 Yes... but he's... 905 01:31:33,251 --> 01:31:36,342 Go fuck yourself! 906 01:31:57,541 --> 01:31:59,041 GALLIPOLI 12 KILOMETERS 907 01:33:08,739 --> 01:33:10,139 GALLIPOLI 6 KILOMETERS 908 01:34:11,988 --> 01:34:14,258 Are you really sure, Giovanni? 909 01:34:23,160 --> 01:34:25,909 Trust me. It's the best thing for all of us. 910 01:37:36,892 --> 01:37:41,502 Improved version by Bellonese Adapted from English subs translated by Linforcer Original Dutch subs by Hoek and SonépouseToonder Group